Found a solution:
http://www.php.net/manual/en/ref.mssql.php#42696
Leaving him here in the hope that it will make it easier for other people to get around this type of restriction.
Copied here for completeness:
<?php $db = new COM("ADODB.Connection"); $dsn = "DRIVER={SQL Server}; SERVER={SERVER};UID={USER};PWD={PASS}; DATABASE={DB}"; $db->Open($dsn); $rs = $db->Execute("SELECT * FROM table"); while (!$rs->EOF) { echo $rs->Fields['column']->Value."<BR>"; $rs->MoveNext(); } ?>
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