How can I read and write a file in Malbolge?

Question

I am trying to write a social networking site in Malbolge with CGI. I need to store data in a database. How to read and write files in Malbolge?

Answer 1

Is the same Malbolge, which is intentionally so difficult to write programs, in that the first program took two years (by looking for brute force in the program space)? And what then did cryptanalysis take to find out how to write programs correctly?

If so, the answer is that you cannot ... it has no I / O capabilities other than stdin and stdout. Although I assume that you can connect it via pty to the command line of some description.