None of them will work.
If you want to know how to do it properly, I would suggest you take a look at this http://blog.codinghorror.com/a-visual-explanation-of-sql-joins/
CROSS JOIN not what you are looking for.
SQL will not be able to process this query. I suggest you make two sets of records with two different queries, and then sort them by field using PHP / Python / C or whatever your application is running on. Just do not leave this on the MySQL server because it cannot.
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